4 Times WWE Superstars could have used DUDE Wipes 💩

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The company’s new partnership with WWE includes integration on different levels, but does not promise to wipe a turd like the reigning Intercontinental Champion, Dominik Mysterio. Today, we’ll cover four instances where a superstar should’ve used Dude Wipes instead of finding themselves in a crappy situation.

#4. Former WWE CEO Vince McMahon

Vince McMahon was always available in the Stamford-based promotion, similar to a fly on poop. However, there was a time when he s**t the bed for real, and there was no coming back for him. While McMahon dropped the ball on several instances, he dropped something more in the ring.

According to Jim Ross, Vince McMahon once entered the ring to fart in Gerald Brisco’s face, but something more came from the other end. The former CEO could’ve easily wiped his problems away had he used Dude Wipes and should’ve left the excessive pressure in his private bathroom.

#3. WWE Hall of Famer Stone Cold Steve Austin

Vince McMahon and Stone Cold Steve Austin dealt with a lot of crap when they locked horns during the Attitude Era. Luckily, it was never in a literal sense with the two WWE legends, but there was a time when The Texas Rattlesnake could’ve used Dude Wipes, but instead he ran backstage.

In an old interview, the multi-time WWE World Champion revealed that he once accidentally had something slide out from his rear end and was forced to call the match early and hit the showers. Even the most bada** wrestler on the planet can have a s**ty day.

#2. John Cena

John Cena was the face of WWE for over a decade, but Total Divas showed the fans that Cena can be a party pooper in front of thousands of fans in attendance. While we can’t see him on a normal basis, Dude Wipes could’ve helped him clean his Never Seen s**t.

On Total Divas, the 17-time WWE World Champion confirmed an old story when he went under the ring and took a quickie. Instead of hiding under the ring and surprising the crew in a Poo-nomenal way, maybe Cena shouldn’t have given up for the second time.

#1. Current World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk

CM Punk’s podcast with Colt Cabana put a real stain on the Stamford-based promotion as they s**t-talked about the company till infinity and beyond. Regardless, The Second City Saint could’ve used Dude Wipes when he knew he was on antibiotics.

In their infamous podcast, The Best of Bowl World admitted that his sensitive stomach couldn’t digest intense in-ring work with Dean Ambrose, aka Jon Mox, and things got extremely wet between the two, which made him tweet about it as well. The Straight Edge Superstar could’ve used a lot of Dude Wipes in this situation.

Instead of staying calm, these wrestlers should’ve wiped their problems with Dude Wipes.