Somewhere, everyone knew Brooks Koepka rejoining the Tour would come with some diss, but the timeline of it wasn’t sure. Well, it is now. On January 22, the PGA Tour dropped its “Where the Best Belong” campaign featuring Koepka, Tommy Fleetwood, and Rory McIlroy, practically baiting LIV Golf. Now LIV has fired back with a 2-minute satirical video. But instead of landing a knockout punch, fans say it crashed and burned spectacularly.

The orientation video, “An Exclusive Look,” was a bizarre mockumentary featuring “Guru Gary” leading fictional recruits through absurd team-building exercises and nonsensical corporate speak. The advertisement featured an eccentric spiritual guide character walking newcomers through LIV’s “core principles.”

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“Team is everything here,” Guru Gary announced. The video showcases a detailed handshake forming L-I-V shapes that requires “a minute of uninterrupted eye contact,” suggests LIV stands for “Love Incredibly Vroom Vroom” rather than the Roman numeral 54, and includes a “circle of LIV contentment” described as similar to Duck, Duck, Goose. When golfers ask questions about the contradictions, Gary responds with abstract philosophical statements like “Questions are just answers we haven’t kissed yet.”

The video references actual players joining LIV Golf in 2026. Richard T. Lee from Canada, Björn Hellgren from Sweden, Yosuke Asaji from Japan, Anthony Kim from the USA, and Scott Vincent from Zimbabwe. These five Wild Card entrants earned their spots through two qualifying pathways for the expanded 57-player field.

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